Saturday, August 19, 2017

What IS my wife looking for...?

NB: this post was originally scheduled for last Wednesday...

As I mentioned on Tuesday, my wife and I had sex on Friday night. I think she was bored and horny so thought 'fuck it' and ... let me fuck her. I don't think she was horny for me though - we saw the trailer to the movie The Mountain Between Us ahead of The Big Sick and my wife let slip she was hot for Idris Elba (who is in The Mountain Between Us). 

I'll tell you about the Friday night sex tomorrow here, but in the meantime here's a list of Kindleporn titles my wife searched for on Saturday, Sunday, and Monday. My wife preferred to read about sex on those three days rather than have actual sex with me (I tried but she rebuffed me every time). It's best to scroll down to the bottom of the page and then work your way back up if you want to read her search history in chronological order. 

You'll see towards the end (Monday) she searched out 'African American' titles (Idris Elba is black). Where it says 'Thank You' is where she bought an e-book. See if you can guess which titles she bought (the clues are in this post's tags at the bottom) and give your answers in the comments section below.



Friday, August 18, 2017

Sex last Wednesday

I tried to update yesterday's post because not only did we have sex last Friday but we also had it last Wednesday night as well. As per usual Sex last Friday was so long I ended up splitting off the Wednesday story into its own post... a.k.a. this one:
I should have used this image for Sex last Friday - find out why at the end of this post!
Wednesday night's encounter was unexpected, because we seem to have completely given up on the ‘scheduled sex’ arrangement we made about a year ago (to ensure the spark between us did not go out, as per a therapist's recommendation). My wife seems to have added the caveat ‘if I feel like it’ to the agreement, which kinda defeats the purpose. Meaning that like 'Date Nights' it has fallen by the wayside. Meaning that we don't normally have sex every Wednesday and a Weekend night.

Anyway on Wednesday night she did feel like it, mostly due (I suspect) to her Kindleporn binge the weekend before (which kinda dragged right through until Wednesday night, albeit to a lesser degree - because she had work to do each day). It went down like this...

At about 11pm I went upstairs to take a shower, passing my wife on the way who was still at the kitchen bench reading Kindleporn on her iPad - as she had been since 7pm, after dinner. Normally she switches to Facebook but she didn't this time, presumably because she thought I was passing by - but I didn't. I stopped, bent down and kissed the back of her neck. As she shivered happily I quickly scanned the page she was reading. And pointed to the paragraph where dirty sex was happening. 

And the paragraphs that followed.

" -- fucking.my.cunt.with.his.big.black.cock..." I said, reading the words aloud. "Mmmmmm... "

I did it because like Bart Simpson my wife will deny any accusation, even when the proof is indisputable. She always maintains it's not porn, just romantic fiction with the occasional sex scene. I've worked in publishing so I know the difference between Romantic fiction and Eroitca, trust me. This was porn. Not 'Penthouse Letters' porn, but it was still porn - just to a lesser degree. You can tell which is which by the number of times the words 'cock', 'cunt', and 'fuck' are used on a page or in a chapter. Besides I've seen her search history on Amazon/Kindle so I know exactly what she's reading (and you can see it too in Saturday's post)

Anyway, I continued on up to the bedroom and when I got to the top of the stairs I had a thought. I called down to my wife and told her I was having a shower and did she want me to shave extra smooth? That was an in-joke about her complaint last Friday night (as I was eating her out) that my beard was scratchy. I have a very short beard, one step up from stubble really, and I'm quite happy to shave it smooth if it's gonna be a problem when I'm between your legs. It's not like I have one of those 'Brooklyn Lumberjack' beards!

She responded with "No, that's fine, leave it as it is" so I reiterated the point I was really trying to make: I said when I finished my shower she would need to come upstairs and 'help me with something' (another in-joke). I was expecting a reaction but I got nothing except "Okay". What? I knew she knew what I meant, so... as you can imagine it was a quick but thorough shower!

Once finished I again called down from the top of the stairs, and she again responded with "Okay!"

I lay on the bed in a t-shirt and boxers (one mustn't be too presumptuous) and checked the clock. How long she takes to come upstairs always let's me know how horny she is. It took less than a minute (thirty seconds?) and as she swept through the door she was already removing her robe! Lest there be no doubt she then went immediately to the spare cushions and placed them on the bed, into a little pile.

"I thought we'd do this..." she said, without finishing her sentence. Her intentions were clear as she lay down on the bed, her back propped up by her little stack of pillows.  He body was angled towards me, with her legs slightly spread. She lifted her camisole up a bit and immediately moved her hand to her pussy. She wasn't wearing any panties so there was no impediment - this was happening and happening very quickly! I got up and removed my boxers and lay down on the bed in front of her, my cock already hard and standing proud.

I started jacking my cock but she was well ahead of me, frigging her self with one hand as she massaged her breasts with the other. It was clear she was already revved up by the stories she'd been reading and she'd gone from 0 - 60 in as many seconds. I was genuinely amazed - it was a like a switch had gone off. She was moaning and writhing slightly and starting to flush. Her nipples were rock hard and irresistible so I swiveled around, leaned in, and started kissing and nibbling them. 

She moaned loudly - and pushed me away! Whaaat?

"Put your cock in," she said breathlessly "I want your cock inside me"

Wow, this was so fast - those really must have been some hot stories. I know she had only planned on having a mutual masturbation session, because she wanted quick relief for her burning loins - but that plan was out the window now. Because what she wanted now was a quick hard fuck instead. I climbed between her legs and she grabbed my cock, gave it three quick pumps to check it's rigidity, and then fed it into her wet pussy. 

As soon as I slid inside her she began frigging her clit hard and fast - like she only had minutes left to live and was desperate to climax before she died. Again, I was amazed at how fast all this was happening.

"Oh yeah, slide that cock in... fuck me..." she panted, as she tilted her head down to watch my dick sliding in and out of her. "Oh yeah I love watching that cock in my pussy, fuck me, mmmmmm..." she repeated as she lifted my t-shirt and stared down, like it was her own private little peep show. I continued thrusting hard, banging her for all I was worth, as she continued holding up my t-shirt with one hand and staring at my cock sliding back and forth - as she tried deperately to rub out her clit.

I stopped to take off my t-shirt so I could give her a proper pounding but my wife didn't stop. When I sat back momentarily on my heels my dick slipped out and was immediately replaced by both of her hands. She gripped her vulva like it might fall off and started clenching her legs around my hips - lifting her ass off the mattress as she writhed in pleasure. She was either climaxing or about to climax and it seemed rude to try and push my way back in so I sat up on my knees and started jacking my cock.

"Oh yeah, jerk that cock for me, I want your jizz" she grunted through gritted teeth "I want your jizz all up inside my pussy..."  The latter was said with her head tilted sideways and eyes closed so I don't think she was talking to me. Her thighs remained clamped around my waist, her ass was completely off the ground, and she was thrusting into me. Both her hands still had her vulva in a vicelike grip. If she wanted me to cum inside her she sure as hell wasn't making it easy.

I suspected she was talking to whoever was in her head, so I decided to push the envelope a little further...

"Do you want my cock in your pussy, or someone else's?" I teased, "maybe you'd like Idris Elba's cock there? Yeah, you'd love that - his big black cock sliding in and out... pounding you with his thick black cock..." This was a reference to an off hand comment my wife had made at the movies the previous Friday night when, out of nowhere she said "He's hot, really hot" (when Idris Elba popped up on the screen).

Either my wife was too far gone to register or too smart to respond, but she said nothing and just continued thrashing around - moaning and groaning. She was cumming, and so was I.

As I said the magic words "I'm gonna cum now" she released her grip on me and sunk back into the mattress. I planted my cock at her entrance and pushed forwards as she grabbed my butt and pulled me in. Her pussy was so wet and yet so tight that I came on my first inward stroke, as I slid inside. She felt me spurt and seemed to clamp round my cock even tighter with her pussy ... after a momentary pause I started pumping in and out, my seed continuing to spill out.

As I finished she finished, and her back arched up as I withdrew. She ran her hands over her body, giving her tits and pussy a final squeeze before slumping down. She was done, I was done. It had been a very quick and intensive fuck, but we were done.

-~o0o~-


Admit it! Who scrolled down to this part as soon as they read the caption for the photo at the top?
Answers in the comments section below - don't lie!

After re-reading Sex last Friday once it published online I remembered a little detail that I'd totally forgotten - one I think better explained why she was horny last Friday night. Before watching  The Big Sick we watched the trailer to The Mountain Between Us starring Idris Elba and Kate Winslet. In the trailer we see Elba and Winslet as the only two survivors of a small plane that crashed on a remote snow clad mountain top. I immediately thought of the movie 'Alive' in which a Brazilian football team also crashed on a remote snow clad mountain top in the Andes - and end up {SPOILER!} eating their dead team mates to survive!

So I leaned over to my wife and whispered in her ear "I wonder who he's going to eat first?" My wife heard me but was thinking of something else entirely: "He's hot, really hot" she replied dreamily, apropos of nothing. In her mind, I'm sure, she was picturing Idris Elba eating out Kate Winslet - and in her mind, I'm equally sure, she was picturing herself in Kate Winslet's place! And I'm pretty sure her inner monologue at the time was "I'd do him."

We are going to be in Amsterdam in October. I think I'm going to buy her a black dildo. Not too big of course - I'm not stupid!

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Sex last Friday

Gabriel Macht and Patrick J. Adams in 'Suits'
I can't tell which of these guys my wife fancies because every time I ask she fudges the question.
I suspect she likes both of them, at different times, for different reasons. She probably fantasizes about a 3way...

On Friday night our daughter told us she was going over to a friends house for a sleepover, which meant we had the opportunity to head out and watch a movie in a real cinema. You know, like what couples used to do before Netflix. So we watched The Big Sick, which was a rom com with a touch of tragedy thrown in. I recommend watching it if you get the chance - it’s funny and sweet. After the movie we grabbed some take out and headed home - and ate the take out. While watching Netflix.

But there was no 'Netflix and Chill' vibe.

My wife had her iPad out and was Facebooking (whenever I could see her screen) but I suspected she was reading her Kindleporn. We were watching the second half of Season 4 of Suits because while on our last vacation somehow we’d missed those and skipped to (and binge watched) Season 5. And since I’m a completist I wanted to see the episodes we’d skipped, even though Season 5 was spoilers ahoy for Season 4!

My wife has gotten a little bored with Suits now (she loves the guys in their suits but thinks
Meghan Markle's character is a complete putz - and therefore hates her) (I have to admit she does get girly girl tearful a lot and seems to care an awful lot about every little thing when you’d think she would have learnt to harden up a bit after all those years of being a lawyer or whatever she is) and after watching two eps I could tell she wasn’t into it. We only had 2 more eps left to finish the season but instead I thought I’d try a little spontaneity. 

I pulled open her robe, lifted up her camisole (oh yeah, did I forget to mention she’s changed into her ‘comfy clothes’ when we got home?) and started a line of kisses to her pussy. She protested at first, argued that she was going to bed (to sleep) but relented as my mouth hit paydirt. As I mentioned in TMI Tuesday: August 15, 2017 ~ Sex on the Brain she was in an odd mood and I think she only acquiesced out of boredom. Her attitude sneered “Okay, if that’s what you want buddy, knock yourself out”

So she lay back on the big cushions on the couch and I ate her out.

And she enjoyed it. And then she started cumming, and then she enjoyed it a lot. It was Cunnilingus for Africa as I continued my oral assault on what became a very wet pussy. She came at least twice before I spread her legs and slid my cock inside her wet cunt. She really loved that. We have one of those big designer ‘L’ couches and I’d placed her in the center (inverted) corner and spread her legs wide while I ate her out. 

And then I got up and slid my cock inside.

Now her legs were stretched even wider as I pummeled her pussy, and her eyes were fixated on the sight of my dick sliding in and out of her slippery hole. She loves watching a cock slicing in and out of her, and I was giving it to her good. She was grabbing one tit with one hand and rubbing her clit with the other, and then gritting her teeth hard - a sure sign she was close to cumming again. I changed my stroke, grinding her clit on the up stroke, and she started moaning “oh yeah, oh yeah” and squeezing both her breasts tightly.

“Cum with me baby, cum with me” she begged but I was nowhere close to catching up with her. Besides, my legs and arms were getting tired. And besides, I had a better idea. I grabbed some of the cushions and piled them high in the middle of the couch, before taking my wife from the 'L' and moving her into the doggy position on top of the cushions in the center of the sofa. I had her stretched forward over the top of the couch, in the prone position, and then I mounted her from behind.

I stood up on the couch behind her and then leaned right over and covered her body with mine, my hands on the top of the sofa to take the weight. In my own mind I imagined it was like I had her over a leather bondage horse, and I think she was thinking the same. I was in the dominant position, she was pinned beneath me - unable to move. I pumped my dick in and out of her wet pussy via my hips and fucked her faster and faster. Doggy style. Like a real dog.

She was moaning really hard and really loving it. Her head was hanging limply over the top of the couch and bouncing like a rag doll as I pounded her from behind.

I switched positions: standing on the sofa, my legs straddling her ass, and I was pummeling her from on high. It made for a powerful deep penetration. Her moans increased until she she broke her silence, telling me "cum with me, cum with me, yeah, jizz in my hole! jizz in my hole!" I looked down as my fat cock sliced in and out of her slippery hole and realized I was ready to cum too - and hard.

And then a leg cramp hit me. In my upper thigh, right by my groin.

I stepped down off the couch and stood behind her. My wife was expecting me to re-enter her but I was trying to work out the kink cramp in my leg - simply by willing it to happen (which was ridiculous). I continued jacking my cock, knowing that the orgasm building in my balls should take my mind off the cramp, but the pain won out. My wife however was oblivious to what was going on behind her, begging me instead to "fill my pussy with your jizz - do it!"

She got the message when I slumped down into the 'L' of the couch and flopped back into the cushions. She got up, shuffled over to me, and then dropped to her knees - right between my legs. I lifted them up onto the sofa, stretching myself wide open and giving her easy access to my cock and balls. She grabbed my dick straight away and started jerking me off. With her other hand on my balls she then began a frenetic hand job - she wanted that jism alright! 

She started dribbling saliva over my dick and wetting her hands - I thought she was trying to lube me for a better handjob but once she had rubbed all around the head of my cock a few time she bobbed down and took me in her mouth. I realized then that she had just 'cleaned me up' to get rid of all that pussy cream covering my dick. She was sucking me good and fast and it felt great. As she ran her tongue from the head down to my balls she looked up at me and said "I want you to cum in my mouth, I want to feel that jizz in my throat"

Wow! I think that's the first time she's said that to me. Like that I mean. Like she actually wanted me to cum in her mouth. She's told me I can come in her mouth before but always like 'if you want to'. She said it now like she wanted it. She was looking up at me as she tongued my balls and I was looking down at her as I jacked my cock as she tongued my balls and it was all very hot. Too hot. It took all of thirty seconds before I was blurting out "I'm gonna cum now" and ... I did. 

But not before my wife had straightened up and gobbled down on my cock like it was her last meal. She slurped me hard and quick, which was just perfect because I was cumming just as quickly. My orgasm was super intense and I groaned loudly as I flooded her warm wet mouth with my seed. I think I roared so loudly the neighbors could hear - yes, we'd left the front door five feet away open so the dog could get out and never shut it the whole time we were fucking!

So I lay there suddenly drained - both literally and figuratively - as my wife ran grinning to the bathroom to dump the big load of jizz that was filling her mouth and making her look like a Chipmunk. I guess she didn't really want to "feel that jizz in my throat" after all? 

But to be honest I didn't care. She'd made me cum, I'd made her cum, and all was good in the world again.

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Wicked Wednesday #1


This is my first entry into the Wicked Wednesday meme. I had planned to submit last week's post for that but their prompt for this week was 'Black and White' - so I'm submitting this one instead! If you want to know the story behind this photo then check out last week's post.



This post has also been submitted to Wicked Wednesday.

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Tuesday, August 15, 2017

TMI Tuesday: August 15, 2017 ~ Sex on the Brain

Warning: there's a NSFW image down the page!
1. Have you ever hooked-up with somebody based on their proximity to your smartphone location (Tinder, GRINDR, etc)?
~ No, but today I got followed on Instagram by a woman who does massage with 'a happy ending' and I was so impressed with her forthright manner I asked her where she works. It made me think "how far away would be 'too far' away for me to visit her?" since she hasn't answered yet.
What are the odds she'll be in a different country?

2. Do you enjoy having your balls played with (or playing with balls)?
~ My wife loves playing with them, and she says they're really big. I hope she's not saying that to avoid saying my dick is small. (FWIW it meets the national average and my wife says its just the right size) (it's the days she says it like you're a kid who lost the game but 'played really well' that makes me paranoid). Anyway, I enjoy it when she plays with my balls and sometimes as I'm cumming I tell her to squeeze them. When I can think of it, which is not always because ... I'm climaxing!

3. You have some free-time in the workday – blow job or intercourse? (BJ can be giving or receiving).
~ I have posed this question to my wife on many occasions over the past 10+ years and she always fudges. Based on her deeds, not words, I would have to say the answer is "How bored am I?" Which is not to say we haven't done both at various times in the last decade. I'm happy to take what I can get - BJ or sex is fine by me. (And I often volunteer to eat my wife out when we have some free time - she always declines my no-strings-attached offer)

4. How long after having sex with a new partner do you have to wait before falling asleep?
~ It depends on them, but it's always a tough one to gauge. Try and follow their cues, or say "wow, you wore me out, that was awesome... but... I need to sleep now" And then kiss them in a 'Good Night' manner.

5. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal-breaker?
~ I've never seen a 'cum face' yet that has deterred me from coming back for more - but I'm sure they're out there! (It's the pornstar squealing that drives me away). I love it when I can see the pleasure in a woman's face - it's why I favor porn clips of women masturbating solo. I watched this one yesterday and she's brilliant - and a great actress. Her facial expressions and movements are great.


Jump to the 17th minute and watch Mary's sex face. It's not the clip I saw yesterday (that had too many close-ups of her pussy for some of you I suspect) so you'll miss her toe curls, but there are plenty of eye-rolls to make up for it. [She doesn't squirt until later, if that stuff freaks you out]  

Bonus: What’s the dirtiest or sexiest text message you’ve ever received?
~ "I'm upstairs, in bed. My pussy is so wet - how about you come up and fuck me with that big hard cock of yours?"
Oh. You mean for real? Nah, my wife don't play that. Because "who knows where that message might end up?"

Double Bonus: Hot dirty sex with a dirty hot blond and Hot dirty sex with a dirty hot blonde ~ Part 2 and finally Hot dirty sex with a dirty hot blonde ~ Part 3

Triple Bonus: We also had sex on Friday night which was kinda like Q3 above (she was bored) so I should have that written up by tomorrow.

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Monday, August 14, 2017

MM: This porno got me off (TPGMO) ~ #03 : Bree Olson, Schoolslut

May is Masturbation Month (MM), which gives me a great opportunity to recycle some of my old posts! 
Like this one, from August 14, 2016

Honestly, I'm not into the schoolgirl thing but I really do love dirty talk so when I entered the latter into PornHub search box I got this resultBree Olson, Schoolslut DirtyTalk. I started watching it, skipping past the first five minutes or so to avoid all the awkward "I'm-a-naughty-schoolgirl-in-my-school-uniform" stuff and leaping straight to where she's naked and begging to be fucked.

She does a bit of the pornstar squeal** that I hate so much (honestly, it's like finger nails down a blackboard) but luckily not too much so I managed to persevere and get off. She does look cute -- and better yet, she sounds like she wants what she's asking for. Yes, I know it's all faked for the camera, but she's great at keeping the fantasy alive.

Since I'm unable to embed videos from PornHub directly (click here to see it) here's a few publicity stills of Bree Olson instead...

... okay, maybe not.

While looking on Google for images of Bree Olson I found this You Tube video from Bree herself, explaining how she got into porn and why she's not doing it anymore. If you watch them first then you won't watch the PornHub one


Part One


Part Two

--~o0o~--

**The problem with 'the pornstar squeal' is that it's so frikken loud! You're secretly watching porn somewhere and suddenly the whole house can hear screaming -- it aint helpful!! You're trying to watch it quietly without disturbing anyone (I have a 15 y.o. daughter sleeping upstairs ferchrissakes!) but then suddenly the pornstar jumps from zero to 100 decibels. Booyah, you're busted!
And you can't watch it with the sound off, cos that aint right, and you can't watch it with headphones on because... the day you do will be the day someone in the house decides to come visit you in that little man cave where you watch porn but you don't hear them so they walk in and see you with your cock out, jerking off, and that's a sight they will never unsee! Ever!!

***(honestly, it's like finger nails down a blackboard) - do they still have blackboards/chalkboards in schools anymore? I think they're all whiteboards now. 

Sunday, August 13, 2017

Sinful Sunday #1


This is my first entry into the Sinful Sunday meme, due in large part to their rule that you must have taken the photo yourself. Which I did. You can read the how and why here.

Sinful Sunday

What IS my wife looking for...?