Thursday, April 19, 2018

Throwback Thursday ~ About that sex last weekend... Part 2

Those nipples make me hard, jus' sayin'

This post was originally published Friday, July 21, 2017. This is an excerpt, you can read the whole thing here.
My hands are all over her, stroking her body, squeezing her breasts gently... and then she throws off the covers, which is my cue to go down on her, which I do. I eat her out and she cums, which is my cue to get up from between her legs and lie back - it's my turn now. She gets up and kneels beside me on the massive hotel bed and takes my dick in her hand, and starts wanking it slowly. I moan so she picks up the pace and starts jerking me off hard and fast. 
My groans turn her on so she swivels around and plants her cunt on my face. I start licking her pussy and eating her out again. I assume that since we're in a 69 position she's going to blow me, but I'm wrong. She lays her head on my outer thigh, facing away, and continues the handjob as she pushed back into me. She's grinding her cunt into my wet mouth and wanking me - my prick bouncing in and out of her hair.

I was licking, nibbling, fingering, and feathering her pussy with my tongue and fingers. My hand was somehow reaching around her butt and prodding her wet hole, while my tongue ran circles around her clit. Normally she prefers a flattened tongue pressing hard there, but due to the tangle we'd found ourselves in all I could manage was a darting tongue flicking her here and there. It was not in my usual repertoire because years earlier she had told me she didn't like it that way - but she sure as hell was loving it now....

...She was so so tight. I don't know what happened but by the time I was in balls deep she was wet and loosening up just a fraction. I pulled out slowly, pushed myself back in just as slowly and then {Voila!} 'normal transmission' was resumed. I began pumping in and out of her at a steady pace as she got wetter and started to grunt with every thrust. It was clear she wanted to be fucked so I started to pound her a little harder, a little faster. 
She started fingering her own clit and when she started slapping it I knew she was going to cum. This always sets me off, and so I told I was about to cum. "Yessss!" she hissed, "cum in my dirty hole...

Wednesday, April 18, 2018

“What would you do with a million dollars?"

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The prompt for the #wickedwednesday meme this week is “what would you do with a #milliondollars πŸ€‘ 
I have no idea! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜ˆ  
πŸ“Έ: @milliondollar.girls 

Well, that was my Instagram post... but let's get real: we all know what we'd do with a million dollars. We'd throw a kick ass party. give some to our close friends and family to help them out, buy ourselves some toys (new shoes! a kick ass car! a boat!), and if we're sensible we'll pay down some debt. And if we're smart we'll pay down all our debt.

Putting aside a little for a kick ass vacation of course, because we deserve it!!

I know that's what most of you will probably say you'll do because that's what most people who win the lottery do with their money. First they say "I'm not gonna let it change me!" and then they blow it. Some in a year if they're really stupid, others in 5 - 10years. And then they're back where they started.

I know this is meant to be a 'fun' question, and we should give 'fun' answers, so I apologize for giving the 'no fun' answer: what you should do with a million dollars is pay down your debts and invest the rest, so you have an additional income.

I know because I already have a million dollars.

More in fact. But I earned it, over 30 years, so it wasn't just handed to me in a jumbo check like on Powerball or something. I was born in social housing, to parents who were on social assistance, now I'm lucky enough not to have to worry about anything. I have a roof over my head, there's always food on the table, and we take a family vacation once or twice a year. That's more than most of you I know, but don't hate me. People with money are the same as people without money. They can be as nice or mean or as happy or unhappy as everyone else.

Why? Because Money can't buy you love. The Beatles said it and so did May More. And now I'm telling you too. You've read my other blog posts, you know I'm unhappy. I'm unhappy because I'm not as sexually intimate as I want to be with my wife. And yet I have money. I could afford to see a prostitute if I wanted to and pay for the sex I'm not getting at home. No-one would know and the problem would be solved, right?

Except it doesn't work like that. I want to be with my wife, but she doesn't want me (sexually) and that makes me sad. And money can't fix that (besides, she has more money than me). The good news is that I've turned a corner, almost. As they say in AA: "give me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference". I can't make my wife want me so it's better I accept that and move on.

Better than the alternative at least. My wife thinks I'm overweight (I am) and should have lap band surgery to make me slimmer. I don't want to do that because [a] it's dangerous (I’m not obese, so this would be elective cosmetic surgery - my wife wants me to do it in Cuba or Asia so we/she can have a vacation at the same time) [b] it doesn't always work (many people just regain the weight eventually) [c] I don't want to go through all that and find out she still doesn't want me after all. (Much like women who get boob jobs, only to find their man still aint fucking them any more than they used to)

I guess with all my money I could get a personal trainer, but I've been there and done that. I did pilates too, for about 8 months. Made no difference at all. I am what I am.


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Tuesday, April 17, 2018

TMI Tuesday: April 17, 2018 ~ Lovers Guide

1. Write your 3 sexual commandments and share them here at TMI Tuesday.
~ Treat others as you would want them to treat you
~ Your partner is not a mind reader - communicate your wants and desires (and it might just happen!)
~ Thou shalt not with-hold sex to punish/train your partner (ie give love unconditionally - it's not a reward or treat)

2. Tell us your 3 D’s of relationship destruction.
~ I had no idea what this meant so I had to use Google. I found this. Which led to this (which I suspect was written for a female audience). I can only think of one D at the moment: "Death By A 1,000 Cuts" 

3. WikiHow lists several steps on how to seduce someone . What are your top 3 moves of seduction?
~ That list looks a bit corny, but if you do it right it works. There's a very fine line between looking intriguing and looking creepy, so be prepared to be shot down big time until you get it right. To add to the stress: all women are different and respond differently to the same 'moves'. Generally I go this way:
1] Watch someone from the sidelines. Get a feel for what type of person they are before you make your move. If they see you looking at them that's okay but don't stare at them. And don't look away suddenly if they look at you.
2] Move a little closer and make direct eye contact with them. Act natural, don't stare at them creepily. Smile with your whole face ie eyes and mouth. Try not to look like a douche.
3] If they have responded positively go over and say 'Hi'. Make some chit chat that requires them to chit chat back. Listen to what they're saying and respond to that.

4. What is your sexual healing?
~ The Love of a Good Woman. Or a Bad Woman.

5. Would you attend a class that taught you how to have an orgasm?
~ I think most men know how to have an orgasm since they start training during adolescence (which is not to say I didn't have a bit of trouble figuring it out at the beginning). I would definitely attend a class on how to make my partner orgasm/orgasm better.

Bonus: In which areas of your life are you overly confident?
~ Driving. I'm pretty good. No accidents for 30+ years. I usually drive at the top end of the speed limit, sometimes over. Driving on the European autobahn's is great - no speed limit (or a very high one).

Double Bonus: You can read about Masturbation Monday here. I thought my #SoSS post was good but no one read it.

How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!

Happy TMI Tuesday!

Monday, April 16, 2018

Pierced pussy

Stardate: 20180416
Status: Still no sexual contact with any local Lifeforms. It has been 48 days since my last encounter. 
Communication: Not much discussion with local lifeforms. Local lifeform has described me as 'grumpy' and 'no fun'; and asks me "what my problem is" and "why do I want to be around someone who has such a negative view on life". I am unable to answer since questions are always asked in the presence of others, most usually a minor. 
Prospects: Minimal. Best prospect is currently undergoing a hormonal shift, which occurs every lunar cycle on this planet.
Short term solutions: Continuing to read and watch what passes for solo sexual entertainment on this planet, when opportunity arises. Which is not often.  
Long term solutions: May have to move rocketship elsewhere to investigate other Lifeforms. This will be difficult given my own Lifeforce is draining rapidly. Every day I grow weaker. I feel like I am dying.


Some questions for you dear reader[s]:

Women ~ Do you have any body piercings on your nipples and/or genitals? Does your partner? Do you utilize them sexually ie do they actively enhance the sex (as opposed to just making you feel sexy for having them)? If you don't have any piercings would you like to? 

Men ~ Do you have any body piercings on your nipples and/or genitals? Does your partner? Do you utilize them sexually ie do they actively enhance the sex (as opposed to just making you feel sexy for having them)? If you don't have any piercings would you like to? 


This post has also been submitted to Masturbation Monday. You can (and should) read the story behind sub-Bee's photo here. Click this link for more stories like mine!

Sunday, April 15, 2018

@kataxennakova for #sinfulsunday πŸ˜‡

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@kataxennakova for #sinfulsunday πŸ˜‡
#fetishmodel #rubbermodel #rubberfetish #latexmodel #latexfetish #neroblogshere

Saturday, April 14, 2018

OPP: #SoSS - April 14, 2018

Image from May More © Heading Up To A Crescendo
Warning: this and other images in her post may induce arousal*
The #SoSS meme is a roundup of favourite blogs I’ve visited this week. In order not to duplicate what others have done for #SoSS (Share Our Shit Saturday) (or Sunday if you forget/run out of time) I’m going to give you links to some of their older stuff - because I think their complete blogs are worth reading. Click the links for the full stories, because these are just excerpts.

May More ~ If Sex Matters - "Heading Up To A Crescendo"

May has written up an account of a very hot date night she had with her man this week. Given the sorry state of my own love/sex life I shall cling to the idea that it's all a work of fiction. Otherwise, I might as well slash my wrists pack up my bags and go home: 
Leading me to a post in the sitting room he tied my hands above my head and explored me. Undoing some buttons and pulling up my skirt until he could see my stocking tops. His hands felt down the front of my knickers, feeling the smoothness of my newly shaven cunt, seeking out my moist, hungry slit and inserting a finger.

“Good. Wet girl…” he purred in my ear, sniffing his fingertips.

Grabbing a leather swat he lashed my arse with a couple of smacks.Gasping with delight I stuck my bum out for its punishment. The material was warm yet sharp on my skin as he beat my backside with it. Grabbing my hair he pulled my head so that my generous lips – his words for them – were just resting on his swollen knob.

“Look at yourself in the window and see how well you suck…”
I obeyed and watched my mouth consume the top of his cock. This was a first for me and I was fascinated. I pulled back slightly 
and... [much more]

Lascivious Lucy ~ Julia's Trolls

The byline to Lucy's blog is 'Paranormal erotica and sexy supernatural stories'. Fantasy is not my usual genre but I always check her blog out because when I find a story I like I really like it. This one is a great example - it's just a bit out of my comfort zone but it's so hot I still got caught up in it. I like stories with a dark, kinky, or twisted edge to them:
The troll made sounds of appreciation as she stroked his cock, but he seemed to quickly tire of that. He shrugged out of his bear fur and spread it on the ground. He sat down on the fur and tugged on her arm to join him. She knelt next to him, and he lay on his back gesturing at his cock. He said something, but she didn’t understand the words he’d used. 
Julia bit her lip and swung a leg over his waist. She rested her pussy over his cock, sliding over it. She felt every ridge of his cock tease her clit. She rocked and slid, letting her wetness lube him up. She heard the other troll moving around behind her. She hoped he was only interested in getting a closer look. Her troll clasped her hips, grinding his cock into her. 
She shifted her position, and placed his massive cock at the entrance to her vagina. The troll already seemed aware of being careful with a human. He held himself still. She felt the head of his cock start to press into her. The stretching was intense. It reminded her of being fisted – the same profound stretching that straddled the line between pleasure and pain. Once the head was in, she... [much more]

Judy Kemp ~ Frolic Me - "Workout Wank"

Judy Kemp is an erotic writer who submitted this story to Frolic Me, an aggregate site that Posy Churchgate tipped me off to. It's a sex/erotica site not a sex blog, so perhaps I've broken the SoSS rules by featuring it but {damn!} after reading May More's post I needed some relief. (Because we're not allowed to get off on fellow sex bloggers' posts, right? Poor etiquette I'm told):

I close my eyes tightly and I know my teeth are bared. It’s always like this when I masturbate. I like to keep it going for as long as I can, but I can feel I’m going to cum soon. I’m lying on the bed in my hotel room, my legs wide apart, sliding my fingers up and down my soaking sex, pushing my hips up, teasing myself with a quick rub of my clit. I still feel a little ashamed doing this, which is part of the reason it turns me on so much. 
Now my breathing is ragged and I speed things up. I squeeze my breast, pinching the nipple; sharp fingernails in the soft flesh. I like the pain. It makes me feel bad. I’m close now. I know what I have to do to bring myself off and it’s always the same: I think about a guy. Any guy will do; maybe someone I know, someone I’ve seen, or just someone straight out of my imagination. 
But he has to have a big cock. That’s always part of the fantasy. It has to be so big that I know it’ll hurt me. I imagine him spreading my legs. I gasp when I see the size of it. I tell him I don’t think I can take it, that I’ll be too tight, but he sticks it in me anyway and really gives it to me, hard and deep. Sometimes it’s rear entry. That can make it more arousing; make it more impersonal. Like some total stranger fucking me at a wild party. 
As my fingers rub faster, I think of him grabbing me, stripping me. He takes his clothes off and he’s hard and huge. He’s rough with me and doesn’t waste time with foreplay. He just sticks it in. It hurts, but by that time I’m so wet I can take his full length. He grabs my breasts and has me grinding against him to get more. He slaps my ass, he pulls my hair and all the while he’s pounding into me, giving me what I so badly need, the sweat streaming off both of us. Then he flips me over and sticks it in from behind. He’s in real deep. I push my ass back to get more. I tighten myself so he grunts with pleasure, my breasts swaying as he... [much more]

This was me last night, for #fetishfriday πŸ—

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This was me last night, for #fetishfriday πŸ—
Nah, just kidding. It was way too cold!
πŸ“Έ via @creepyyeha
#fetishwear #fetishmodel #fetish #hunk